jokes





"Get up, it's eight o'clock in the morning." "


I am making tea "


Husband (changer) - says I have started making tea, then make it and tell me in which pot I am sleeping!


Satoshi (looking at the lines of the hands) - Today, you will not be of any use


Rocky: You're a real astrologer. You forgot your wallet at home




Gopi Dude, there was a time when there was a cell phone and the battery came out


Giant: Now what?


Gopi: Now that the cell phone is off, the liver is coming out




Rakesh was riding a motorcycle with his friend when suddenly the medical traffic jam stopped and he started tearing his helmet.


Dude! Are you making external contacts on the helmet?


Rakesh: When there is no external body in your body part, do you also wear your shirt?




The bald man, wearing a collarless T-shirt, asked the housewife, "How do I look?"


Don't ask


Husband: Tell me!


Yes: Sometimes one foot sticks to the jerk




Desi Ghee Da Papa / Desi Ghee Ka Papa






Girl boy


The boy's job was theater but he was very thin


Jesus spoke to you and then Jesus came back a little later.


nobody knows


After a while he came back and he married the father of the 18 kg ghee boy and he ate !! We will be back in 3 months


The boy's father said the boys are still not filling?


The girl spoke sideways


* It's not better to be a bad horse *