Wednesday, October 7, 2009
Monday, October 5, 2009
Saturday, September 19, 2009
Policemen Jokes
Tuesday, September 15, 2009
Love : Jokes
Thursday, September 10, 2009
Jokes: Online Marrige buro
Wednesday, September 9, 2009
Jokes: Three Kids magic
Three kids went the market and met to fruit merchant.
First kid: sir you want to see magic?
Merchant: Yes .
Second kid: So, first require three apple in the magic.
Merchant: ok
Merchant put the apples on the table.
Third kid: Ok sir first you close your eyes.
Merchant: ok
Merchant close her eyes behind the hand.
Three kids eat the three apples.
And first kid say magic is over.
Merchant saw on table.

First kid: sir you want to see magic?
Merchant: Yes .
Second kid: So, first require three apple in the magic.
Merchant: ok
Merchant put the apples on the table.
Third kid: Ok sir first you close your eyes.
Merchant: ok
Merchant close her eyes behind the hand.
Three kids eat the three apples.
And first kid say magic is over.
Merchant saw on table.

Friday, March 6, 2009
Husband Jokes
Friday, February 20, 2009
Saturday, February 14, 2009
Father and son Jokes

Father: you buy new postcard for me.
Son: Please give me money.
Father: Everyone buy postcard for money.
If you buy postcard without money, I will happy.
Son: ok.
After Sometime son come at his father and gave postcard.
Father: This is postcard is not writeable, because it is
writing something before time.
Son: Papa, Blank postcard writes everyone.
If you write on before writeable postcard
I am very happy.

Friday, February 13, 2009
Tuesday, February 10, 2009
Loan ......
Monday, February 9, 2009
Jokes: Two student.......
Friday, January 23, 2009
Tuesday, January 13, 2009
Jokes: Change Rs at the merchant.
One thief printed duplicate Indian currency Rs note.
But printing machine created problem with 5Rs and 10Rs note.
Than thief printed 15Rs note. Thief knows that this note is
not cash in the city,So he goes a village. Thief goes to a
merchant and gives a change for 15Rs note.Merchant see a 15Rs note
and ask to thief, I will give you changes but I give 14Rs only.
Thief thinks that it’s ok for duplicate note.
Thief say to merchant ok give me 14Rs.
Merchant gives two 7Rs notes.
Thief says loudly
“This is duplicate note. Government not issued 7Rs note.”
Merchant say slowly
“I know very well. But government not issue 15Rs note.
I am heard everyday news in the radio.”
But printing machine created problem with 5Rs and 10Rs note.
Than thief printed 15Rs note. Thief knows that this note is
not cash in the city,So he goes a village. Thief goes to a
merchant and gives a change for 15Rs note.Merchant see a 15Rs note
and ask to thief, I will give you changes but I give 14Rs only.
Thief thinks that it’s ok for duplicate note.
Thief say to merchant ok give me 14Rs.
Merchant gives two 7Rs notes.
Thief says loudly
“This is duplicate note. Government not issued 7Rs note.”
Merchant say slowly
“I know very well. But government not issue 15Rs note.
I am heard everyday news in the radio.”
Thursday, January 1, 2009
Jokes: Three friends cheat each other.
Three friends cheat each other.
One: My mother is very fat in the world.
Second: Shut, my mother also fat more than your mothers.
You know once time my mother went in the hospital,
They not enter in the hospital because hospital main enter
Gate are small than my mother body.
Third: No yours mother are not value than my mother.
Because, When I give my mother’s skirt to laundry boy,
Than laundry boy refused it and tell me we are not wash circus tent.
One: My mother is very fat in the world.
Second: Shut, my mother also fat more than your mothers.
You know once time my mother went in the hospital,
They not enter in the hospital because hospital main enter
Gate are small than my mother body.
Third: No yours mother are not value than my mother.
Because, When I give my mother’s skirt to laundry boy,
Than laundry boy refused it and tell me we are not wash circus tent.
Saturday, December 27, 2008
Jokes: I am born now........
In the train two old women sited for journey.
First women: What is your age?
Second: I am only 24 yrs old. What is your age?
First women: I am only 16 yrs.
When two old women talks each other that time one old uncle sleep on the women sits.
Uncle fall on between two old women.
Both old women ask uncle: what?
Old Uncle: I am born now.
First women: What is your age?
Second: I am only 24 yrs old. What is your age?
First women: I am only 16 yrs.
When two old women talks each other that time one old uncle sleep on the women sits.
Uncle fall on between two old women.
Both old women ask uncle: what?
Old Uncle: I am born now.
Monday, December 15, 2008
Jokes: In the bus.........
In the Bus………
Once time Bus is very houseful.
Every passenger is very tired.
One bus stop bus is stand for passenger.
One passenger wants to enter in the bus but bus is very houseful.
Than he says loudly “It is completely Zoo.”
In the bus one old woman say slowly
“No it’s not completely zoo, because donkey is not enter.”
Once time Bus is very houseful.
Every passenger is very tired.
One bus stop bus is stand for passenger.
One passenger wants to enter in the bus but bus is very houseful.
Than he says loudly “It is completely Zoo.”
In the bus one old woman say slowly
“No it’s not completely zoo, because donkey is not enter.”
Thursday, December 11, 2008
Jokes: A drinker problem..............
Wednesday, December 10, 2008
Jokes: my husband problem
Wife say to Doctor.
Wife: Sir, My husband talk after sleep at midnight.
Please treat my husband.
Doctor: They have not required treatment.
But, please give a chance talk at day when he had not sleep.
Wife: Sir, My husband talk after sleep at midnight.
Please treat my husband.
Doctor: They have not required treatment.
But, please give a chance talk at day when he had not sleep.
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