Policemen Jokes

Once time a thief gone in the policemen’s house at midnight.

Thief is preparing to escape car.

Policemen’s wife wake up and she is say her husband:

Thief is coming in the our house and get try to escape our car

Policemen say: My duty is over.

Tell me on 10: am.

Love : Jokes

A young boy write big love latter with his blood to medical hostel girs.

And write also : Please answer me.

Second day girl replay a latter:

Hb: 10 gram

Sugar : 115

Charge : 150 Rs.

Jokes: Online Marrige buro

Telephone operator: We stat mobile marriage burro.

For dating press one.

For engagement press two.

For marriage press three.

A married man: What I press for second marriage?

Telephone operator: Second marriage?

Press neck first wife.

Jokes: Three Kids magic

Three kids went the market and met to fruit merchant.

First kid: sir you want to see magic?

Merchant: Yes .

Second kid: So, first require three apple in the magic.

Merchant: ok

Merchant put the apples on the table.

Third kid: Ok sir first you close your eyes.

Merchant: ok

Merchant close her eyes behind the hand.

Three kids eat the three apples.

And first kid say magic is over.

Merchant saw on table.

Jokes: Thief and judge

Judge: Why are you escaping car at day?

Thief: Sir, I was never breaking my sleep.

Husband Jokes

One husband is very mood less and

one husband is very happy at the railway station.

One husband: Why are you smiling?

Second husband: My wife goes to her father’s house.

Why are you mood less?

One husband: My wife is returning her father’s house.

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Father and son Jokes

Father: you buy new postcard for me.

Son: Please give me money.

Father: Everyone buy postcard for money.

If you buy postcard without money, I will happy.

Son: ok.

After Sometime son come at his father and gave postcard.

Father: This is postcard is not writeable, because it is

writing something before time.

Son: Papa, Blank postcard writes everyone.

If you write on before writeable postcard

I am very happy.

Loan ......

Once time Banta crying loudly.

Shant: Why are you crying?

Banta: I buy car on loan. My car escaped by Company,

because I can’t pay installment.

Shanta: Its ok. Now keep relaxed.

Banta: Problem is not for my car.

If I know earlier, I marry on loan.

Jokes: Two student.......

Two student reached let at school.

Teacher asks why you are let.

One student: My One Rs. Coin misses at the road,

than I was search.

Teacher asks Second student, why are you let?

Second student: That coin is under my foot.

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Jokes: Change Rs at the merchant.

One thief printed duplicate Indian currency Rs note.

But printing machine created problem with 5Rs and 10Rs note.

Than thief printed 15Rs note. Thief knows that this note is

not cash in the city,So he goes a village. Thief goes to a

merchant and gives a change for 15Rs note.Merchant see a 15Rs note

and ask to thief, I will give you changes but I give 14Rs only.

Thief thinks that it’s ok for duplicate note.

Thief say to merchant ok give me 14Rs.

Merchant gives two 7Rs notes.

Thief says loudly

“This is duplicate note. Government not issued 7Rs note.”

Merchant say slowly

“I know very well. But government not issue 15Rs note.

I am heard everyday news in the radio.”

Jokes: Three friends cheat each other.

Three friends cheat each other.

One: My mother is very fat in the world.

Second: Shut, my mother also fat more than your mothers.

You know once time my mother went in the hospital,

They not enter in the hospital because hospital main enter

Gate are small than my mother body.

Third: No yours mother are not value than my mother.

Because, When I give my mother’s skirt to laundry boy,

Than laundry boy refused it and tell me we are not wash circus tent.

Jokes: I am born now........

In the train two old women sited for journey.

First women: What is your age?

Second: I am only 24 yrs old. What is your age?

First women: I am only 16 yrs.

When two old women talks each other that time one old uncle sleep on the women sits.

Uncle fall on between two old women.

Both old women ask uncle: what?

Old Uncle: I am born now.

Jokes: In the bus.........

In the Bus………

Once time Bus is very houseful.

Every passenger is very tired.

One bus stop bus is stand for passenger.

One passenger wants to enter in the bus but bus is very houseful.

Than he says loudly “It is completely Zoo.”

In the bus one old woman say slowly

“No it’s not completely zoo, because donkey is not enter.”

Jokes: A drinker problem..............

A drinker man goes his house.

And try to open lock with key.

But key not enter in the lock’s hole.

Than after some time one man see and

Say “May I help you for open your house?”

Than drinker said that “please keep the door I will open lock”

Jokes: my husband problem

Wife say to Doctor.

Wife: Sir, My husband talk after sleep at midnight.

Please treat my husband.

Doctor: They have not required treatment.

But, please give a chance talk at day when he had not sleep.